Mike has filled many a plastic cup in this room. He tells me that there are two viewing optionsBarley Legal and Cougar Hunt. I dont ask him which one he chooses.
After hes provided his sample, The doctor comes in and tells us how plentiful my husbands sperm are and how wonderfully fast they swim. This is supposed to fill me with pride and hope, but it only makes me more aware of my own inadequacies.